So I bought a "reading is sexy" t-shirt. I am sure it will not fit until I lose a few more pounds, but we can always give it a try. Sorry to be such a copycat, but it was just TOO CUTE to pass up. Especially in this college town where all the girls are on Slut Scholorships. (Bitter? me? why ever would you ask?) JUST BECAUSE I HATE EVERYBODY DOESN'T MEAN I AM BITTER!!!
Whoa, 'bout had a heart attack there.
So I am having sexy dreams about other men. Is that wrong? I wake up and want a crying game shower each time, but still, it happens, and the guys are like NOT EVEN CLOSE to fuckable. Guys from high school and work and shit. Why can I not dream about fucking the only guy I really want to fuck? I think it's cuz I have been bleeding and have been really damn horny. I gave the boy an hour long BJ yesterday. That's hard up for ya!
It's not fair.
I wonder if I should apply for a slut scholorship.
Speaking of which, my friend Fran got laid last night. For the first time in nearly 6 months. She is very proud of herself, and I am proud of her too.
I think this diary needs some depth, this edition is sucking hard core. NO PUN INTENDED!!!
Ok, going to lunch!
This just keeps getting worse.
I quit!