Me thinks I be due to my lack of societal love for the day.
Yesh, methinks.
So, if you have my cel phone number, forget it, cuz I got SO PISSED I had it shut off. I will get another and give you the number once I get one.
I hate NC. It’s not snowing here.
Snowing every fucking where else though. It’s just raining and there are gale force winds here. Maybe I will drive up to snow this weekend. GLEE!
So there’s this place called Atlantic Orthopedic here and they have a commercial that I can not get tired of!! They say, in a very serious tone, “A limb you can’t count on can make you a prisoner of your own body.” So like every time I hear it I imagine old people sitting across the table from their bum knees and trick hips holding a stick and waiting for it to do something stupid. Afraid to get up and leave the house cuz god KNOWS what kind of parties a trick hip can have. Maybe they steal the old people social security checks and go get hookers. Personally though, if I were a hooker, I wouldn’t want to do a bum knee.
Speaking of Social Security, FUCK OFF GRANDMA!!! When’s gunna be my time?
I really want to see this movie about Jesus (pronounced Hey-SOOS) It looks like it might be good. Plus a well-planned laugh towards the end will probably turn out real good.
Enough evil for now my children of the night…
~B.e.D.~