Excuses excuses, I know…
Christ I have to pee..
So I heard a whole bunch of interesting information yesterday. I got three phone calls in a row last night from people I haven’t talked to in a while. Well, one was my mother, but T and Rok called and filled me in on all the latest gossip. Apparently all of my friends here are retarded when it comes to relationships, as well as most of my friends in CA. Shelley and Brad are back together, Carla and Rich are back together, Josh and Stacey are back together and Rick is moving to buttfucked Egypt for a girl. I thought J and S got a divorce!?!? Hello? Confused, Table for one? The relationships didn’t work in the past, why are you trying again?!?!? I just don’t bloody get it!! When I break up with someone, that is it, man, let me tell you. I may still sleep with them for a few months, but none of this get back together and ruin our lives again crap! People are nuts.
I still have to pee.
So I am going to be 27 on Friday… I am going to go out and get shitty drunk. We are going to get a cab and I am making Jeff get shitty too. It should be nice. Sarah and Ryan are going, as his birthday was Monday and we can just make it one big drunken fling. Then I think Carla and Shelley might be going too, so who knows who we will pick up on the way. If it’s anything like last year, we are all in trouble.
Poo one a purple pole. Send me more gossip people! I have nothing better in my life to talk about!
Ok went pee, phew. Thought I was going to explode.
I am bored shitless. I really don’t have much to do, but everyone is slammed and so I get stuck helping out a bit when I can. It sucks, I need to get on the Internet and look for jobs.
Woo jobs… Let's do something more fun than work!
prev ¦ next