I went through one of my MANY e-mails on hot or not tonight for the first time in AGES. I wonder, what the fuck is the motivation? WHY do these guys want to meet me??? Why on earth do they think I am not being honest when I say I am "pudgy" and just a bitch plainly? I am not interested in half the world because it IS NOT INTERESTED IN ME. I am not what most would call a textbook beauty. I am barely a girl in most aspects. I like it that way. I like being able to change my own oil and drive a forklift... I like bieng able to figure out something mechanical once in a while, and the chikcks these guys go for are narcissistic whiney little do nothigns that know how to make someone else do shit for them as opposed to doing it themselves. I hate that shit. And you, little MR. YO BOY RETARD, think that its something cute, that your gurl could possibley be se;f sufficient and then you could get out of things like opening up jars and programming the VCR, and you think that you can get a woman who amazes you with her ABILITY, but let me fucking tell you, we are women, not someone who needs your bullshit chivalry, or your kind sense of compassion when we just can't figure out how to work a PS2. I am independant because I DON"T NEED YOU... and that does not make me a dyke, or a loser or a try to hard to prove herself person, it makes me a woman and not a girl.. SO if you want a woman, here I am, and many others like me and you can go fuck yourselves otherwise.
pant pamt pant... I feel like I need a pro choise picket sign and a flannel.
This is why Jeff and I are right... he understaznds that I am ABLE. He knows that when I ask for help, I need it and when I need it I will ask for it. Most of the time all yer dog needs is a good fuck and a smoke and she is all good. He provides one of the two and that boy hates cigarettes let me tell you... I know perfectly well why it takes the Rok and I so long to find men, because you bastard Y chromosone carriers think we are still in the hunter gatherer stage. That you need to provide and some woman that can hunt better than you is going to make you sit at home breast feeding and gathering berries. Its not the damn case. Even strong women require the love and tenderness a typical hunter can provide, we are good together, but this pack of Amazon DIYers need affection too, just not in the way you men think necessary. Don't open my door, I can manage that.. I think I learned how to do that for myself at about 3 years old, but when I am pissed because the mammoth aren't migrating to my neck of the woods and I have a new spear that I just bought at Nordstroms for way too much hard earned cash, be kind and insightful enough to give me a hug and say "Better luck next ice age." Men,,, you just have no clue.
I am not writing this because I am mad at the man, actually, it is quite the contrarty... I am simply looking at the fact that my man has the common sense to do such things and most others do not. Jeff knows when I need to be smacked, and he does it in that oh so tactful way, and he knows when to back the fuck off, and I have never appreciated anything more. the guy lets me be me... He lets me BE... and i love him for it... Even if I loved him for nothing else that quality is better than diamonds, platinum and gold put together. We should look less at what people look like and more at what we see when they look at us.
ok I am spent, the tequila has worn off.. I need to go to bed and to think of an AWESOME testimonial for the Rok, as she gave me one that has made me smile for days...
Chika Cherry Cola, I love you babe.
~Black Eyed Dog