Short Term Memory Lows...
2003-08-15

I had this strange bug up my ass yesterday to change all my email passwords. For the past couple days I have been trying to figure out what the heck I should do, and then I realized that I have had the same password for all my emails and stuff besides for the past 7-8 years. I couldn't possibly change it now. I would never ever remember. Then I would have to reopen all new free email things and get new names and still use the same old password, but then I would forget my screen name. It has been a harrowing 3 days.

Asked for a raise today, I got told I was "brassy" and then told "We'll see". Wow I have been all worked up over that huh... fookin great.

I need a shower too, Jeff should be here soon and I am an unshaved smelly biotch, but here I sit still. I give up on trying to impress him. lol, apparently I am comfortable with him now... or I think I have him whipped. We shall see.

Had a great revelation yesterday. Get ready, sit down, because I am about to tell you the TRUTH. Something that people always suspected but were always afraid to say out loud and HERE I AM WORLD, NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT!!! I WILL BE THE ONE TO BREAK THE BARRIER OF LIES THAT HAS SURROUNDED THIS SUBJECT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS or so. No matter how much you drink V8, no matter how much you think you like it.... (yes this is the revelation) it will NEVER taste as good as it does with vodka, tabasco sauce and an olive or celery stick in it. There, I said it. I have opened the doors. V8 can now start selling itself as Bloody Mary mix. It no longer needs to live on the assumption that it is a healthy vegetable drink that is barely potable. Good for you my ass, there has never been much of anything better for me than vodka.

And that's all I have to say about that.

cripes... I had a few things I really thought of today that were poignant and meaningful and I wanted to be sure to remember them so I could write them later, but I totally freakin forgot. I forgot all the good shit and remembered the V8 revelation. I need Jesus.

Gah.

~Black Eyed Dog

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