Big Fat Mouth
2003-01-07

Oh my god, can you say COLD?? I am so cold. I had my first day of work today, and it was so damn cold out in that warehouse that now, 3 hours later, I am still chilled real close to the surface... The core temp has reached 98, but the rest of me is begging for heat. I may have to ask them to turn on the heater for me tomorrow. They kept laughing and saying that I was from a warm planet. Ha fuckin' ha. OS like I started today! I parked in the wrong place and got bitched at, I met my supervisor. Well I am not sure what to call her. I am her assistant, so she is my _________? Assistee? Assisted? I have no freakin' clue. Ok so let me tell you about Weesy. Her real name is Louise, and she told me all about her life today. She is very recently divorced, she has a bitch sister who is an acountant, she has neices and nephews, but no children of her own. She smokes like a damn chimney, and she is refinancing her car and she is trying to get off the deed to her house since her now ex-husband's name is on it and she is afraid it is going to destroy her credit. She repeated her stories to me at least 5 times today, she told me shit I didn't care to know, or need to know, she seems like she is freakin nuts!!! OH OH OH and she is obsessive compulsive, she washes her hands like 6 times an hour, she keeps wet wipes on her desk and uses them when she can't get to the bathroom to wash properly. She has a nervous tic. She also leaves her used tissues on the desk, right where I work. Here it is! My first day of work! I am going to cry. The worst part, is that come summer, I might just die of heat stroke. There is no median in the warehouse setting in NC. And there are no cute boys.

NO CUTE BOYS... I hate it. I need cute boys so that I can freak them out with my witty borderline sexually harrassing comments! This is a freight business run by women! Which is cool, but wrong in some way. I am a girl, I know I can do it, but these chicks are rednecks. It's unbelievable! If they weren't high on the band wagon of a 20 year contract, they would be screwed. This is all I can gather after one day. They really are squandering my skills. I just scan shit and enter in random crap in a scanner. The little data entry girls are cute though, I was looking at how much work they do in an hour, and I am amazed that one person can smoke that many cigarettes.

But at least I get to smoke while I work right?

hahahaha!

Ok so I think I have dad all ready to take me to the Superbowl! If the Raider's go this year, which, as we all know, they will! And I get to spend some time in the bay area. Screw work, it's the Superbowl!!! They will understand, everyone understands the superbowl. Ssss uuuuuu pp eeee rrrr bbbb oooo wwwww llllll...... Cue Homer Simpson!

So that's about it for tonight, as I didn't do anything but work today. I still need to defrost my toes, before they turn black and fall off.

Oh god, I made the niftiest CD last night! Its all traditional Japanese music. I have never slept so well in my life! I can't wait to take a bath to it!

(You know you are single for too long when you think about bathing to good music and not fucking to it... I need to get laid already.)

Ok so there is more. Dammit, I need to get laid. I am sick and tired of being the good girl! I want to find some random guy with a girlfriend that I know and kinda likes me and just fuck it all over by screwing her boyfriend. Ok so no, that would be bad, but geez marge, it's been a while. About 8 months now. I haven't gone dry like this since high school! (chuckle) I met a guy on horornot that wants me to come up to Raleigh and see him for a few days. He is nice enough, 36, long hair, real super smart... but he is real heavy into BDSM. I am not quite so sure if I will be driving up to Raleigh to randomly screw some dom old guy... no matter how desperate I get... maybe... Now where is my vibrator?

shit, you can tell I am suffering from the old rag. I hate being on the rag. hate hate hate.

Don't worry ya'll, this little urge will be gone in a week.

Ok, I have said too much.

~Black Eyed Dog

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